what Ive done in the past week

[Suicide King]

I bought a Lexus is250, went to reno and learned that my stud game is shit in a horse tourny, then remembered that my PLO is strong when I finished 4th for $2300. Now Im going down to LA to a friends wedding that I am the minister in. Im nervous as shit and hope I can pull this one out.
xoxo, skatz

[anatine]

now thats'ah spicey meatball'ah.

[Harley]

you're a minister?

Also,

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[Hillbilly Jim]

who isnt a minister?

[Vwls with one L dammit]

Did they write their own vows or are you reciting a standard "dearly beloved"?

[rum dick]

Who hasn't officiated a wedding for a friend?

[rum dick]

Universal life church?

[GAMBLE-BOT]

I bought a entry level luxury car, went to a shithole Vegas wannabe town and learned that I suck at mathbased games, then remembered that I luckbox PLO so I decided to luckbox a PLO tourney with other donks and took down less money than I will spend on total trip expenses. Now Im going down to the worst city on earth to embarrass and pontificate in a ceremony of an institution that I don't even believe in, clearly I did this initially for the LOLS, yet now things are spinning out of control with people actually asking me to marry them and stuff. I'm worried that I will take away from their ceremony with the distraction that people will wonder to themselves if they have ever seen a fat minister before.

Don't be too hard on yourself.

[GAMBLE-BOT]

I have never seen one either Othello, so you will be something of a nuptial novelty

[USC]

will you be the minister at my wedding?