what Ive done in the past week - SkatzPoker

Suicide King · 07-29-2011, 05:13 PM

I bought a Lexus is250, went to reno and learned that my stud game is shit in a horse tourny, then remembered that my PLO is strong when I finished 4th for $2300. Now Im going down to LA to a friends wedding that I am the minister in. Im nervous as shit and hope I can pull this one out.
xoxo, skatz

anatine · 07-29-2011, 05:40 PM

now thats'ah spicey meatball'ah.

Harley · 07-30-2011, 01:32 AM

you're a minister?

Also,

Hillbilly Jim · 07-30-2011, 01:38 AM

who isnt a minister?

Vwls with one L dammit · 07-30-2011, 08:42 AM

Did they write their own vows or are you reciting a standard "dearly beloved"?

rum dick · 07-30-2011, 08:59 AM

Who hasn't officiated a wedding for a friend?

rum dick · 07-30-2011, 08:59 AM

Universal life church?

GAMBLE-BOT · 07-30-2011, 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Suicide King

I bought a entry level luxury car, went to a shithole Vegas wannabe town and learned that I suck at mathbased games, then remembered that I luckbox PLO so I decided to luckbox a PLO tourney with other donks and took down less money than I will spend on total trip expenses. Now Im going down to the worst city on earth to embarrass and pontificate in a ceremony of an institution that I don't even believe in, clearly I did this initially for the LOLS, yet now things are spinning out of control with people actually asking me to marry them and stuff. I'm worried that I will take away from their ceremony with the distraction that people will wonder to themselves if they have ever seen a fat minister before.

Don't be too hard on yourself.

GAMBLE-BOT · 07-30-2011, 05:30 PM

I have never seen one either Othello, so you will be something of a nuptial novelty

USC · 07-30-2011, 11:59 PM

will you be the minister at my wedding?

07-29-2011, 05:13 PM	#1
Suicide King i'm scared Join Date: Dec 2009	what Ive done in the past week I bought a Lexus is250, went to reno and learned that my stud game is shit in a horse tourny, then remembered that my PLO is strong when I finished 4th for $2300. Now Im going down to LA to a friends wedding that I am the minister in. Im nervous as shit and hope I can pull this one out. xoxo, skatz

07-30-2011, 01:38 AM	#4
Hillbilly Jim Skates Join Date: Dec 2009	who isnt a minister? __________________

07-30-2011, 08:42 AM	#5
Vwls with one L dammit "Queen of Skatz and only female member"... something along those lines. Join Date: Feb 2010	Did they write their own vows or are you reciting a standard "dearly beloved"? __________________ Quote: Originally Posted by pass tha blunt moron I can faggot my way to any corner of the world.

07-29-2011, 05:40 PM	#2
anatine Lord Bathrobe Join Date: Dec 2009	now thats'ah spicey meatball'ah.

07-30-2011, 01:32 AM	#3
Harley Administrator Join Date: Dec 2009	you're a minister? Also,

07-30-2011, 08:59 AM	#6
rum dick married to pamela anderson's barbed wire tattoo Join Date: Dec 2009	Who hasn't officiated a wedding for a friend?

07-30-2011, 04:46 PM	#8
GAMBLE-BOT Yeah Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2012	Quote: Originally Posted by Suicide King I bought a entry level luxury car, went to a shithole Vegas wannabe town and learned that I suck at mathbased games, then remembered that I luckbox PLO so I decided to luckbox a PLO tourney with other donks and took down less money than I will spend on total trip expenses. Now Im going down to the worst city on earth to embarrass and pontificate in a ceremony of an institution that I don't even believe in, clearly I did this initially for the LOLS, yet now things are spinning out of control with people actually asking me to marry them and stuff. I'm worried that I will take away from their ceremony with the distraction that people will wonder to themselves if they have ever seen a fat minister before. Don't be too hard on yourself.

07-30-2011, 05:30 PM	#9
GAMBLE-BOT Yeah Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2012	I have never seen one either Othello, so you will be something of a nuptial novelty

07-30-2011, 11:59 PM	#10
USC Amigo Bear Join Date: Nov 2009	will you be the minister at my wedding?