*** Official Skatz 408 Bath Salt Video Thread *** - SkatzPoker

anatine · 06-17-2012, 07:04 PM

Apetronic has thrown down the gauntlet.

$90 is his price for a bath salt video.

And, Id assume, money for bath salts.

Obviously this wont be a 30 seconds video of him snorting salts, jazz hands'ing, then trotting off to invest our money in a stable future.

In fact I believe this may require the delivery of an actual hand held video camera to document the experience. Something like http://www.amazon.com/Flip-Ultra-Ser.../dp/B000V1PXMI

I believe I have a camera I can loan out for this btw.

Given that this is going to be more of a situation where Mike spends an entire afternoon bath salted and recording his observations, I feel its also fair to bump up the price on the video to an even $100.

Anyway, we need to work out some terms but this should be trivial...

1) If Mike doesnt have a suitable camera, one must be provided clearly. There absolutely must be strictly defined terms for its return. Perhaps payment should be withheld until the return of the camera with footage intact? Lets hash this out.

2) Mike needs to confirm he is comfortable with compensation numbers etc.

3) Can we get a bath salt spirit guide cameo from Heeb?

Im sure there is more to hash out but I want to take a shit and finish my Kim Philby biography, so consider this nothing but a first step down what may be the most glorious path Skatz has ever trod.

Obviously Mike I look forward to your unfettered musings on the offer here, speak from your heart and let us know how best to proceed.

behemoth old · 06-17-2012, 07:09 PM

banned.

- sipowicz

(no one puts baby in a corner)

Bobby Wong · 06-17-2012, 07:50 PM

i feel like there should be some death-defying stunts involved. i mean, who wants to see the ape get all salty and just loaf around at home?

anatine · 06-17-2012, 07:58 PM

I think it would be best if Mike presented us something of a Chinese menu in terms of various feats of cognitive bravery with associated price tags.

Bobby Wong · 06-17-2012, 08:03 PM

can we get vaughan and the ape to compete in bath salts enhanced feats of strength? i feel like with enough salts one of them should be able to flip over a smart car.

MistaCobalina · 06-17-2012, 08:03 PM

okay, I'll just go ahead and ask what we're all thinking... How much to eat Marty's face?

GAMBLE-BOT · 06-17-2012, 09:16 PM

The 2012 408 Ape Bath Salt 5k Treasure Hunt and Obstacle Course LLC does not in any way endorse this thread. We maintain that a treasure Hunt on video is the bets course of action. Your thread is not official, and seems poorly organized as to what his activities are post B.S.

06-18-2012, 12:30 AM

gamble we all know your contests are a waste of time, case in point

sister in law date contest
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behemoth old · 06-18-2012, 12:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by behemoth

banned.

- sipowicz

(no one puts baby in a corner)

Wowzers, you're really gonna edit my post? Fuck you.

Bobby Wong · 06-18-2012, 01:41 AM

since bath salts are sort of legal, we could publicize this and make it into a community event. come get salty with the ape at ponderosa park! snow cones and free face painting for kids!

06-17-2012, 07:04 PM	#1
anatine Lord Bathrobe Join Date: Dec 2009	* Official Skatz 408 Bath Salt Video Thread * Apetronic has thrown down the gauntlet. $90 is his price for a bath salt video. And, Id assume, money for bath salts. Obviously this wont be a 30 seconds video of him snorting salts, jazz hands'ing, then trotting off to invest our money in a stable future. In fact I believe this may require the delivery of an actual hand held video camera to document the experience. Something like http://www.amazon.com/Flip-Ultra-Ser.../dp/B000V1PXMI I believe I have a camera I can loan out for this btw. Given that this is going to be more of a situation where Mike spends an entire afternoon bath salted and recording his observations, I feel its also fair to bump up the price on the video to an even $100. Anyway, we need to work out some terms but this should be trivial... 1) If Mike doesnt have a suitable camera, one must be provided clearly. There absolutely must be strictly defined terms for its return. Perhaps payment should be withheld until the return of the camera with footage intact? Lets hash this out. 2) Mike needs to confirm he is comfortable with compensation numbers etc. 3) Can we get a bath salt spirit guide cameo from Heeb? Im sure there is more to hash out but I want to take a shit and finish my Kim Philby biography, so consider this nothing but a first step down what may be the most glorious path Skatz has ever trod. Obviously Mike I look forward to your unfettered musings on the offer here, speak from your heart and let us know how best to proceed.

06-17-2012, 07:09 PM	#2
behemoth old Gun Totin' Redneck Join Date: Mar 2011	banned. - sipowicz (no one puts baby in a corner)

06-17-2012, 07:50 PM	#3
Bobby Wong Buttermilk Join Date: Dec 2009	i feel like there should be some death-defying stunts involved. i mean, who wants to see the ape get all salty and just loaf around at home?

06-17-2012, 07:58 PM	#4
anatine Lord Bathrobe Join Date: Dec 2009	I think it would be best if Mike presented us something of a Chinese menu in terms of various feats of cognitive bravery with associated price tags.

06-17-2012, 08:03 PM	#5
Bobby Wong Buttermilk Join Date: Dec 2009	can we get vaughan and the ape to compete in bath salts enhanced feats of strength? i feel like with enough salts one of them should be able to flip over a smart car.

06-17-2012, 08:03 PM	#6
MistaCobalina Officer Lumpkin Join Date: Nov 2009	okay, I'll just go ahead and ask what we're all thinking... How much to eat Marty's face?

06-17-2012, 09:16 PM	#7
GAMBLE-BOT Yeah Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2012	The 2012 408 Ape Bath Salt 5k Treasure Hunt and Obstacle Course LLC does not in any way endorse this thread. We maintain that a treasure Hunt on video is the bets course of action. Your thread is not official, and seems poorly organized as to what his activities are post B.S.

06-18-2012, 12:30 AM	#8
DankBlaniels Guest	gamble we all know your contests are a waste of time, case in point sister in law date contest http://www.borispoker.com/boris78/62...e-contest.html

06-18-2012, 12:58 AM	#9
behemoth old Gun Totin' Redneck Join Date: Mar 2011	Quote: Originally Posted by behemoth banned. - sipowicz (no one puts baby in a corner) Wowzers, you're really gonna edit my post? Fuck you.

06-18-2012, 01:41 AM	#10
Bobby Wong Buttermilk Join Date: Dec 2009	since bath salts are sort of legal, we could publicize this and make it into a community event. come get salty with the ape at ponderosa park! snow cones and free face painting for kids!